well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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