what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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