So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
There are leaves in my underwear?
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