oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Girls should come with a carfax report
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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