I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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