You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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