are you still at the devil's house?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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