he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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