Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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