my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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