best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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