he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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