My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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