How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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