when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
