Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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