Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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