Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
That's how pantless uber rides happen
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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