ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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