It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There's always time for handjobs
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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