I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it's like iHOP with fire
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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