she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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