well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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