Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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