absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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