What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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