So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I enjoy the company of your penis
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