I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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