belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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