Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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