Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and she was petting her beer can
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
