Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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