stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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