I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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