wakey wakey hands off snakey
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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