Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
lol hangovers are for mortals.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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