they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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