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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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