i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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