Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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