She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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