actually, I'm a sock model
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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