You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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