Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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