I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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