my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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