one might say we're banned from that church
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
it's like heaven, but drunker
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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