508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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