no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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