you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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