Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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