Do vagina's smell?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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