He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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