I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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