Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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